1. unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

    unclefather:

    "Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

    Reblogged from: clitosaurusrexx
  2. lockrum:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

    lockrum:

    laina:

    laina:

    laina:

    this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

    update: I banged him

    Reblogged from: clitosaurusrexx
  3. Reblogged from: clitosaurusrexx
  4. papadaftpunk:

    american sex education be like

    image

    Reblogged from: clitosaurusrexx
  5. glowcloud:

    when ur trying to act chill

    image

    Reblogged from: clitosaurusrexx
  6. buzzfeed:

    alsjkdfdlakjlfjfalkjadsjfjalskdjik4j3lkjfkldj

    Reblogged from: nsome
  7. gaypocalypse:

    i mean literally if your pov comes down to “it’s ok for a man and a woman to have kids but two men or two women? no they shouldn’t do that” you’re a straight-up homophobe, i don’t care how ~~“anti-assimilationist”~~ or whatever your reasoning is.

    Reblogged from: monosexuals
  8. femaleformz:

sugerissweet:

Sweet.

Female Formz
Female Art Formz
    Reblogged from: femaleformz
  9. nsfwjynx:

    nottheoneicheckatwork:

    kalynnemarie:

    BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

    I beg to differ.

    If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

    I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

    Reblogged from: ant0rm
  10. Reblogged from: coolstephaniegendronus
  11. the-charmandrigo-poketribe:

    The SSB4 rooster looks good so far!

    Reblogged from: bridgetdunkle
  12. "We will now discuss in a little more detail the Struggle for Existence.”
    - Charles Darwin, On The Origin of Species

    Reblogged from: coshiba-niehaus
  13. jobhaver:

    secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

    mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

    secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

    mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

    secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

    mulder: fuck you

    Reblogged from: monosexuals
  14. beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

    beasleypercussion:

    montparnassty:

    lesmisblog:

    Just…

    Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?

    It is like pure gold <3

    Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

    I love learning 

    Reblogged from: fandommember
  15. queerdontfear:

    I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

    Reblogged from: clitosaurusrexx
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