welcome~! This is my blog. I'm just a teenager with bit of a self control problem, so alotta my crazy adventures will be recorded here~! Also I'm a lesbian and I reblog LGBTQ posts frequently! Not to mention I'm a nerd... Prepare yourself for that mess~! Read on, you might learn something ^^ Or you'll just laugh at my stupidity. Either way, you're having fun!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
You know you’re watching science fiction when biological twins are more surprising than clones.
Watch Once Upon A Time they said
It’s about fairytales they said
Happy ever afters they said.
Now it’s 2 years later, i am dangerously obsessed with smut, paranoid everyone is Cora and have to be physically restrained around broken china.
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
we ride together
we die together
yo if you wanna have cuter lips exfoliate them with sugar and oil/honey every week then they go nice and soft and pinker. also remember to apply lip balm and if you wear lipstick a lot make sure it doesn’t stain your lips so wash that off ok jus givin some tips
I think I’m going to put a little picture of NIcolas Cage in a banana on every essay I write for the rest of my life.
IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
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before you try to make me feel bad, pls remember that KatnissWizard is watching my blog and she might accidentally maul you she’s kinda cray yo
when tv shows you love make references to other tv shows you love
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Heard my name and started running
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