1. bevsi:

    instead of traditional roleplay blogs what if people made blogs where they were literally pretending to be the character if they had a blog. like severus snape reblogging shitty friendzone posts and luna having some sort of cool aesthetic blog etc.

    Reblogged from: lalondes
  2. lameborghini:

    lameborghini:

    there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

    image

    ur school wins

    Reblogged from: kitten-left-alone
  3. bryarly:

    sexhaver:

    i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

    New plan

    Reblogged from: kitten-left-alone
  4. quentintortellini:

    pen pals with benefits

    Reblogged from: kitten-left-alone
  5. I wish there was something about me that was addictive. Something that made me hard to forget or hard to move on from. I hate it when people find it easy to dismiss me for someone else in days. It really takes no effort at all to push me out of the picture when I’m just a side factor.

    Reblogged from: kitten-left-alone
    • Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
    • Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
    • Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
    • Harry:
    • Ron:
    • Hermione:
    Reblogged from: kitten-left-alone
  6. bandsdidyoumeanlife:

    bandsdidyoumeanlife:

    If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

    Reblogged from: m--sa
  7. gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

    gingahninjah:

    sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

    Reblogged from: rollin-in
  8. nedbert:

nedbert:



drag it


im GONNA

THIS POST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BECAUSE IT WAS A SUBMISSION AND IT HAS OVER 12,000 FUCKING NOTES AND IT’S JUST A FUCKING COSMIC BROWNIE AND IT’S TRANSPARENT AND WHEN YOU DRAG IT SAYS HAIL SATAN WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO A FUCKING TRANSPARENT SATAN COSMIC BROWNIE IM DELETING THE INTERNET 

    nedbert:

    nedbert:

    drag it

    im GONNA

    THIS POST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BECAUSE IT WAS A SUBMISSION AND IT HAS OVER 12,000 FUCKING NOTES AND IT’S JUST A FUCKING COSMIC BROWNIE AND IT’S TRANSPARENT AND WHEN YOU DRAG IT SAYS HAIL SATAN WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO A FUCKING TRANSPARENT SATAN COSMIC BROWNIE IM DELETING THE INTERNET 

    Reblogged from: kitten-left-alone
  9. chidoree:

    if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

    Reblogged from: m--sa
  10. Reblogged from: graceebooks
    • Harry:
    • Ron:
    • Hermione:
    • Snape: ...Up to something.
    Reblogged from: kitten-left-alone
  11. Reblogged from: bburnie
  12. I guess
    I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via forever-and-alwayss)
    Reblogged from: jiaochuang
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