1. explain bioshock infinite

    thevigilantea:

    some really confused drunk guy starts on fucking boat with two annoying british people, and then you end up at some fucked up lighthouse thats really fucking dark even though its a lighthouse. You sonic to some flying city made by the two annoying british people. everyone wants to fuck george washington. Its really fucking weird and you get some magical power or some shit. but people dont like you because you have some weird ass letters on your hand. so then everyone is like “yo you gonna die” but then you’re like “haha nuh-uh” and you kill like everyone. then you get to this gigantic floating tower thingy and you find a girl. you need this girl for money. so you kidnap her. she doesn’t really care. but santa gets fucking infuriated because shes like his kid but shes technically not his kid. then youre like “wanna go to the paris oui oui” and shes like “hell yeah hell yeah fucking right damn right” but you like crash or some shit and you end up on a beach and all the ladies are like “I really want that dick” and you’re like “haha nuh-uh” then this girl starts dancing and youre like “we gotta go” then the british people show up and ask “bird or cage bruh?” then you choose because she wears that shit until she fuckin dies. So then you trick this girl into seriously think youre going to paris but shes like “lol wrong coordinates” and youre like “haha nuh-uh” turns out youre taking her to new york and shes like “NO MAN” so she escapes. you chase after her until you fight her mom and youre like “wHY IS MOMTHER A GHOST?” so you fight like 50,000 ghosts and find out that shes actually your kid but you sold her for booze. Like any good dad does. you also fight your friend that you were in the war with but hes batshit crazy. so then she kills someone and cuts off her hair and wears her moms clothes. shes then like “booker are u afraid of floaty man in sky?” and your like “NAHHH but you creep the fuck out of me lol back uP" you meet some girl and liz opens a tear and the girl that you met is all like "bOOKER U DED A HERO" and youre like "nO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ASSHOLE"  so they try to kill you. then you just get rlly fucking annoyed and brutually fucking murder everyone. then your kid liz shows up in like 5 different outfits and is like "is he santa???" "no hes booker" and ur like "NAH IM BOTH" and you drown. 

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  3. Happy 1st of September!

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  4. Find out what happens when Natalie Dormer YAHOO!-s herself.
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  5. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    noveltastic:

    "DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

    "CLEAR MY SCHEDULE THE RED DOT IS BACK I AM GONNA CATCH IT"

    Reblogged from: thefingerfuckingfemalefury
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  7. thepaperplaneofexistence:

    describing eye colors isn’t actually v helpful as a description??? talk about the makeup smeared on the left side, the lines under their eyes, the sloppily cut hair obscuring their eyes from view, how bloodshot or sunken they seem in the face, how wide they go at the slightest sound, how glassy and unblinking they seem, how they’re always darting away

    all of that tells me a bit more about the character than whatever shade of gemstone they most resemble, seriously

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  8. notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

    notloki:

    pushedoffaclef:

    majorsarcasm19:

    nicoception:

    iketheravinghawk:

    graham-bailey:

    playcount:

    Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

    I really really love this.

    anybody else think of avatar?

    Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

    Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

    Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

    But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

    Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

    And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

    And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

    Reblogged from: wolfdogonthemoon
  9. thagal:

    I really do not need to see Victoria Justices and Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes on my dashboard do yall not have uhh whats that called again…human decency

    Reblogged from: katara
  10. toqh:

    Why didn’t god make the avatar world real it is too hot and humid in texas but i wouldnt care if i was an airbender

    Reblogged from: katara
  11. Book 3 of Legend of Korra is a proof of how much you can do for women in just 13 episodes

    danseru-kun:

    • Main female character who is brown and muscular, multidimensional and has agency
    • Main female character takes responsibility for the change in the world her actions has caused
    • 50/50 male-female character count and talking ratio
    • A variety of significant female characters in 13…
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  12. maryjblige:

    Bitch Kingdom Hearts II came out in 2005

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  13. paparchimedes:

    There are several stages of loving a character

    Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

    Stage 1: wow i like this character

    Stage 2: they’re my favorite

    Stage 3: i love them

    Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

    Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH

    Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

    Reblogged from: fandommember
  14. a-nice-little-cigarette:

    shit-kick-rachel:

    helloitsgracesharto:

    brochuclone:

    i feel like if évelyne ever found out we say things like ‘life ruiner’ and ‘youre killing me’ about her she’d be shocked, sad and very apologetic.

    Oh God it’s so true.

    I feel she would also see us saying “I CAN’T HANDLE YOUR STUPID FACE YOU DORK!!” in our tags and would be like 

    I thought they liked me

    Then she’d see my tags like “I’M CLAWING MY OWN FACE OFF” and just kinda

    image

    Reblogged from: save-geek-monkey
  15. wah-mos:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?


this is all so terrible

    wah-mos:

    kay-vis:

    troyxleonardo:

    With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

    What in the hell is Lorde doing?

    this is all so terrible

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